Funny Travel Quotes: 90+ inspirational quotes
Last Updated on August 28, 2024 by Ingrid
Are you looking for funny travel quotes you can use on your next Instagram post? Or maybe you want to offer a gift card to someone getting ready for an adventure.
In today’s post, I gathered 100 travel quotes to make you laugh. Or at least giggle.
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Table of Contents
- Funny Travel Quotes You Can Steal
- “I need six months of vacation twice a year.”
- “I wish that road trips could pay my bills.”
- “Jet lag is for amateurs.”
- “I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport.”
- “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.”
- “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”
- “Reality called, so I hung up.”
- “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas. Take your next trip in kilometers.”
- “I love to travel but hate to arrive.”
- “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.”
- “I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
- “My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.”
- “Take only pictures, leave only footprints, kill only time.”
- “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.”
- “Not all those who wander are lost. Some are just looking for their hotel.”
- “Running to the gate is my cardio.”
- “I get emotionally attached to the places I stay at.”
- “My goal is to run out of pages in my passport.”
- “If traveling were free, you’d never see me again.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
- “You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like your passport photo.”
- “I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.”
- “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
- “Just because you have money doesn’t mean you can afford to travel.”
- “A change of latitude would help my attitude.”
- “Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?”
- “I haven’t worn these clothes in weeks!”
- “Going to the mountains is like going home.”
- “Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.”
- “Sandy toes, sunburnt nose.”
- “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not an airplane ticket.”
- “Some people collect keychains. I collect plane tickets.”
- “Some people collect art. I collect plane tickets.”
- “Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you.”
- “The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So why not do both at the same time?”
- “Oh, the places you’ll go. There is fun to be done!”
- “Who needs therapy when you have an airplane?”
- “I have two plans. One to travel the world, the other to try all the food in the world.”
- “Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.”
- “Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.”
- “Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake.”
- “Travel: The best way to be lost and found at the same time.”
- “Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’”
- “I need Vitamin Sea.”
- “Eat well, travel often.”
- “If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: It’s lethal.”
- “To travel is to live.”
- “Collect memories, not things.”
- “Take only memories, leave only footprints.”
- “If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet.”
- “Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.”
- “The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.”
- “A journey is best measured in friends rather than miles.”
- “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”
- “The best trips are the ones where you fall in love with the destination…and the destination falls in love with you.”
- “I travel because I’d rather look back at my life saying ‘I can’t believe I did that’ instead of ‘if only I had…’”
- “Fill your life with experiences, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.”
- “Travel far enough; you meet yourself.”
- “I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA, and drink coffee while I live a quiet life.”
- “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.”
- “Don’t listen to what they say. Go see.”
- “Adventure is worthwhile.”
- “Travel brings power and love back into your life.”
- “We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.”
- “Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.”
- “The goal is to die with memories, not dreams.”
- “I’ve found that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
- “Adventure is out there!”
- “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.”
- “I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are.”
- “Live your life by a compass, not a clock.”
- “Don’t count the days. Make the days count.”
- “Good vibes happen on the tides.”
- “Let’s wander where the Wi-Fi is weak.”
- “The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.”
- “Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer.”
- “The best education I have ever received was through travel.”
- “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
- “The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.”
- “The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.”
- “Life is a journey, not a destination.”
- “Collect moments, not things.”
- “Always take the scenic route.”
- “Travel is my therapy.”
- “Travel like a pro: Always carry an extra pair of socks.”
- “Wanderlust: A strong desire or urge to wander or travel and explore the world.”
- “I want to make memories all over the world.”
- “The more I travel, the more I realize how little I know.”
- “I googled my symptoms… turned out I just needed to travel.”
- “Some of the best memories are made in flip-flops.”
- “We travel not to escape life, but so life doesn’t escape us.”
- “I need a vacation from my vacation.”
- “Good things come to those who book flights.”
- “I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.”
- “Travel is the healthiest addiction.”
- “When in doubt, just travel.”
- Read also
Funny Travel Quotes You Can Steal
“I need six months of vacation twice a year.”
“I wish that road trips could pay my bills.”
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
“I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport.”
“I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.”
“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”
“Reality called, so I hung up.”
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas. Take your next trip in kilometers.”
“I love to travel but hate to arrive.”
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.”
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
This is one of my favorite funny travel quotes because my memory is short, and I love long vacations.
“My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.”
“Take only pictures, leave only footprints, kill only time.”
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.”
“Not all those who wander are lost. Some are just looking for their hotel.”
“Running to the gate is my cardio.”
“I get emotionally attached to the places I stay at.”
“My goal is to run out of pages in my passport.”
“If traveling were free, you’d never see me again.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
“You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like your passport photo.”
“I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
“Just because you have money doesn’t mean you can afford to travel.”
“A change of latitude would help my attitude.”
“Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?“
“I haven’t worn these clothes in weeks!”
“Going to the mountains is like going home.”
“Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.”
“Sandy toes, sunburnt nose.”
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not an airplane ticket.”
“Some people collect keychains. I collect plane tickets.”
“Some people collect art. I collect plane tickets.”
“Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you.”
“The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So why not do both at the same time?”
“Oh, the places you’ll go. There is fun to be done!”
“Who needs therapy when you have an airplane?”
“I have two plans. One to travel the world, the other to try all the food in the world.”
“Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.”
“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.”
“Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake.”
“Travel: The best way to be lost and found at the same time.”
“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’”
“I need Vitamin Sea.”
“Eat well, travel often.”
“If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: It’s lethal.”
I included this one on this list of funny travel quotes because it is, without any doubt, the reality I live in. Whenever I stay for too long in a place, I get extremely bored.
“To travel is to live.”
“Collect memories, not things.”
“Take only memories, leave only footprints.”
“If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet.”
“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.”
“The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.”
“A journey is best measured in friends rather than miles.”
“To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”
“The best trips are the ones where you fall in love with the destination…and the destination falls in love with you.”
“I travel because I’d rather look back at my life saying ‘I can’t believe I did that’ instead of ‘if only I had…’”
“Fill your life with experiences, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.”
“Travel far enough; you meet yourself.”
“I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA, and drink coffee while I live a quiet life.”
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.”
“Don’t listen to what they say. Go see.”
“Adventure is worthwhile.”
“Travel brings power and love back into your life.”
“We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.”
“Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.”
“The goal is to die with memories, not dreams.”
“I’ve found that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
“Adventure is out there!”
“A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.”
“I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are.”
“Live your life by a compass, not a clock.”
“Don’t count the days. Make the days count.”
“Good vibes happen on the tides.”
“Let’s wander where the Wi-Fi is weak.”
“The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.”
“Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer.”
“The best education I have ever received was through travel.”
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
“The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.”
“The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.”
“Life is a journey, not a destination.”
“Collect moments, not things.”
“Always take the scenic route.”
“Travel is my therapy.”
“Travel like a pro: Always carry an extra pair of socks.”
“Wanderlust: A strong desire or urge to wander or travel and explore the world.”
“I want to make memories all over the world.”
“The more I travel, the more I realize how little I know.”
“I googled my symptoms… turned out I just needed to travel.”
“Some of the best memories are made in flip-flops.”
“We travel not to escape life, but so life doesn’t escape us.”
“I need a vacation from my vacation.”
“Good things come to those who book flights.”
“I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.”
“Travel is the healthiest addiction.”
“When in doubt, just travel.”
Read also
- Quotes about traveling with friends
- 30 Good Souvenirs to Buy in Italy
- Driving on Germany’s Romantic Road
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